Great uncle horse shoe was a thing of many words he had like so many its kinda insane but anyway
Great uncle horse shoe was known for his three progresively longer legs (he did not wear shoes or socks).
They died on september 10th 2001 a day before his flight, his favrite activity was scaring the handicaped (kinda a dick move)
Great uncle horse shoe was born december 26th 0000 historians theorise that the star origanly was ment for him.
When he died he was milking a horse when all of a suden god came down for the first time ever and stomped him out,
after 12 years of fully concius pain and suffering in hospital they sadly past away.